Funny Rubber Duck Jokes

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Great clean jokes for everyone. A big list of rubber jokes. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Duck jokes and puns.

This collection is one of many from our huge collection of animal jokes which includes bird jokes. There a few idioms phrases relating to ducks that could be used as duck puns with the right context. Here s a quacking collection of the best duck jokes and puns. A box of quackers.

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These silly duck jokes are especially great for parents teachers bird and nature lovers but the are fun for everyone who enjoys wildlife and birds.